- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

"knock knock" "Come in"

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

I saw a poor man named rich

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??