How much Is a free app on my market?

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Im black

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Joke.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Knock knock What?

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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