What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Women's rights

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Dylan is gay

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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