- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Snarf Nuggets

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Women's rights

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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