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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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