Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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DESERT

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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canada

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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