why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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This one sucks!

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i have to pee out my ass.

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Anti Joke

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