Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Queens Park rangers

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Black People.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Needless to say,

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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