Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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