the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What comes after 23? 24.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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