Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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69 :)

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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EGGPLANT

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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