How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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