- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

why is john so fat years of over eating

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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