Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Wanna know something funny? Your face

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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