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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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