Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Black people

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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