- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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