when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What is a chair?

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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