- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

whats long and stretchy? elastic

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

whats 69+2? 71

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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