A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Samraj.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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