What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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whats 2+2? math.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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