Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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knock knock

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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