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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Reverse psychology never fails.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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