- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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