Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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