- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

If you're reading this, you can read.

roses are red violets should be purple

I pooped.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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