A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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42, that is all

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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