what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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