What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Dylan is gay

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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