What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Women's rights

one day i went to bed

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

bees knees

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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