roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Joke.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Anti Joke

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