A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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