- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

try slamming a revolving door

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

How many people live in China? At least ten.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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