how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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No.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Joke.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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