- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

I share two rooms with my mother.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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