penis

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Scott Gomez

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Anti Joke

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