- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Knock knock! Ding dong.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

knock knock Labrinth come in

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What's big and messy? A big mess

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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