- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

knock knock Labrinth come in

What's big and messy? A big mess

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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