There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Whats In My Trash? Bears

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

a blond girl walks into a bar

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

Roses come in a variety of colors.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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