There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Get in the car.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Cripples are lame.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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