Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Cripples are lame.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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