- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

full house

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

WNBA

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

The Christian Bible.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Mormons having fun.

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