How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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A ginger was with his friends

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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brandon ya twwat

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I ponder

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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who ever is reading this....

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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