What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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full house

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Flop dog

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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