why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

You're*

thumb_up thumb_down +12

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

thumb_up thumb_down +12

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

thumb_up thumb_down +10

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Your grandma's cookies.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What happened to your hamster? It died.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

thumb_up thumb_down +10

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

squirrels with massive bonerss

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops