- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Knock knock! Ding dong.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Brad Fuller!

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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