Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Your Mom

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Charlotte Bobcats

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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