- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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