What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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who ever is reading this....

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Anti Joke

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