How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Anti Joke

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