There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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David Silberberg is gay

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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