Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Xzibit

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you and your family will die tonight

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69

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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