Women's rights

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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