What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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shut up iggy

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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hi

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Neither have I

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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