Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

The Detroit Lions

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

this is not a joke

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Three black men were walking...

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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