- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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