A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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