- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Knock knock Come in

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Your biggest fan.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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