Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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