r u smart..... or ur black

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Sarah Palin

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Cheese stick

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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