Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Knock, knock. Come in.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Cripples are lame.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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