- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

An English man walks into a pub.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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