Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Lil' Wayne

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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