One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Women's rights.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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