Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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