- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

homework

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Poop swing

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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