What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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