What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

irish wristwatch JLR

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...