- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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