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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

heads up!

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

There's a god, just kidding.

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