A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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25

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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civil rights

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What color is red paint? Red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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