- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

civil rights

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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