- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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