Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

"knock knock" "Come in"

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Welcome to die!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

heads up!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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