Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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