- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Potassium? K.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

We are lawyers

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

If you're reading this, you can read.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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