- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What you reading? reading?

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Butt poop.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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