What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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why did the man die? he was shot

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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You're*

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Mormons having fun.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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