- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

Gun Control

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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