Jews

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Your all fags

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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