- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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