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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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