How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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giddy goat

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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