if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Scott Gomez

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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