Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Hi

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Gorden Brown.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Scott Gomez

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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