whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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i lost the game

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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The NBA and womens sports

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Women's rights.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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leon harney ya pikey

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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Anti Joke

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