What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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You read the Terms of Service.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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