- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

charlie sheen losing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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