- Anti Joke

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Anyone??????????/

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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